Meme the Sixth

[duo-death-god.livejournal.com]

As per the discussion in the OOC chat tonight, I bring you:

THE BIZZARO MEME


Take your character's key defining personality traits, then reverse them completlely, then make a comment speaking as bizzaro you.

Photoshopping a goatee on your icon is encouraged, but not required.

Comments

[bangai-o-go.livejournal.com]

Mission accepted.

I'll start

[urzu2.livejournal.com]

I can't believe some guy actually asked me out drinking! I was so angry, I almost let him have it right there and called him a bad name! He should know that as a pilot, I need to keep my mind and reflexes at top notch! Alcohol kills brain cells, you know.

[agent-fumoffu.livejournal.com]

Quit whining so that we can get wasted or some shit.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I-I'm so... s-sorry if I o-offended you...

Um um um... is there any way I could make it up to you? I know I'm supposed to run training tomorrow maybe I'll just give you the day off...

[soylent-genki.livejournal.com]

KATINA! MAN UP AND STOP STUTTERING, DAMMIT!

[scrappymkii.livejournal.com]

DAMMIT MAYU, YOU ARE SUCH AN ANNOYING LITTLE BITCH! I HOPE YOU DIE TOMORROW!

[seedwlives2spar.livejournal.com]

That can be arranged. So how much are you willing to pay for this? Can't do it for free after all.

[getter-beam.livejournal.com]

Aw man, some guy stole my seat on the bus again. I wanted to take it back but, he was kind of big and scary looking so I just gave up and let him keep it.

[puru-gone-wild.livejournal.com]

I know it's warm outside, but I'm going to wear a little something extra anyways. Modesty never hurt anyone.

[i-choose-me.livejournal.com]

You're not downloading songs online are you? That's illegal, you know, and the law is the most important thing we have in our society.

[agent-fumoffu.livejournal.com]

You're not the boss of me!

[king-of-yuuki.livejournal.com]

I will defeat you...WITH THE POWER OF RUNNING AWAY!

GaGaGaGaGaGa!

[gundam-savior.livejournal.com]

Gundams?

GUNDAMS?!

I hate Gundams!

[2000mockbattles.livejournal.com]

That is why I must defeat you... with this Gundam!

[red-devil-02.livejournal.com]

Oh Shinji dear~! I made you lunch!

*cuddle*

[a-young-legend.livejournal.com]

*backhands a bitch*

*takes a swig of a beer bottle*

*grins like a fucker*

LIVIN' THE DREAM.

[notjustlockonm2.livejournal.com]

The night never ends,
Forever taunted by cackling demons.
My soul is but a bowl,
For collecting the pain of living.
What is a soul,
But a bowl of pain?
I offer my bleeding heart,
To a dark lady who's kiss brings pain.
That pain is all,
That reminds me that I am alive.
My life is nothing.

[gundam-savior.livejournal.com]

Get off the stage and go make me a sandwich you angsting teenage fuck.

[sho-unit1.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna slaughter you all! Hahahaha! Give me all of the power! hahahaha!!

[anew-redshirt.livejournal.com]

Screw you Lyle. I want a real lover.

*kisses Ian Vashti*

[notjustlockonm2.livejournal.com]

Only one thing to do here!

*beats up Setsuna*

don't even have an icon remotely close for this xD

[butterflysurfer.livejournal.com]

LIEK OMG GAIZ HIIIII~ <3

[silveracecyborg.livejournal.com]

Shut your stupid ditzy mouth.

God, we're young adults here. Start acting your age.

[mechaotaku.livejournal.com]

What's a Gundam?

[gundam-savior.livejournal.com]

A distortion that needs to be eliminated.

[duo-death-god.livejournal.com]

...

Assignment: Pilot Gundam Deathscythe Hell Custom

Prior experience: Covert Operations all through Earth Sphere

... A journal, known as a means to preserve memory...

Inquiry on what information matters and should be put inside.

...Listing of name should compute well.

Name, Duo Maxwell.

Pleasure to meet the others should be noted last.

[butterflysurfer.livejournal.com]

LOL YOU SOUND FUNNY.

[deadlyinpink.livejournal.com]

*gets screentime*

[badshotsniper.livejournal.com]

*joins you*

[messiahfist.livejournal.com]

Earlier today, one Teppei Takamiya was found dead in a small pond. The coroner has confirmed that he drowned. The authorities have no suspects, considering this just an accident.

He is survived by his robotic horse X and his younger brother Kotaro.

[icemanr2.livejournal.com]

Ryusei! I came up with an attack name too, just like you!

Glorious Omega Zol BIIIIIMU!

[luckylakshmi.livejournal.com]

Chanda? Little brats should leave all the fighting to the big boys.

[toocooltodie.livejournal.com]

THEY CAME FROM BEHIND!

*Dies*

[gundam-savior.livejournal.com]

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

[zomg-teh-rei.livejournal.com]

You'd better remember the name Ayanami D. Rei -- 'cause I'm gonna be QUEEN OF THE PIRATES!

[a-young-legend.livejournal.com]

Queen of my RAGING BONER is more like it. Where's my dinner, bitch?

[a-young-legend.livejournal.com]

I am sick and tired of this motherfucking angst in this motherfucking canon. From now on, our giant robot alien things are piloted by MANLY YELLING. Also, fuck you, Gendo, you're dead the next time I see you.

[getter-beam.livejournal.com]

MY FATHER ABANDONED ME! I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYONE!

[walkertexasmack.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Jack from accounting. May I ask what your name is?

[allnaturalseed.livejournal.com]

Alright Neo... I guess you can make better use of the mobile suit my father left me than I could. I'll just wait for all of you back here in Orb while you go fight.

[a-young-legend.livejournal.com]

BAWWWWWWWWWWW