Bizarro Meme!

[getter-class.livejournal.com]

I'm bored, so it's meme time.

In the bizarro meme, everyone is from an alternate reality from this one where everyone's personality has been flipped 180 degrees. Quiet, shy people are loud and abrasive. Friendly people are suddenly misanthropic loners.

So everyone post with your characters and be as OOC as you possibly can, then we all revel in the chaos that follows.

Comments

Haruka Amami: Danger To Society

[bakaribbon.livejournal.com]

Worship me.

Cue one weakness... THE WAY TO CUTE AND NICE AND PLAYFUL KID WHO IS NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING!

[faux-gar.livejournal.com]

YAY! Tag! YOUR IT!

[Runs off!]

[curseu-reflexes.livejournal.com]

Apparently you didn't hear there's a new top dog here, Haruka. Now do yourself a favor and step aside in the face of Irgelion superiority.

[thestrayhawk.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH you cannot hide forever, I shall destroy all mechanical weapons the blight of humanity and any records of them that may exist.

I've already destroyed all the Starvengers tapes and Gekiganger is next.

[getter-class.livejournal.com]

N-Not the Starvengers tapes!

[limit-of-fate.livejournal.com]

Except I have the full normal and extended special editions of Starvengers both on Video and DVD locked safely in the best mecha ever COUSTWELL! And you will NEVER GET THEM! I will KILL YOU FIRST!

[bakaribbon.livejournal.com]

....Ichitaka, did I say you could leave the room?

[Smiiiile]

[getter-class.livejournal.com]

Okay children. Today we're going to read a book called "The House at Pooh Corner", by A. A. Milne. After that, it's snack time!

[vjockey.livejournal.com]

[In the normal universe Cheng restricts his swearing to his mother tongue, doesn't start fights without provocation and is a calm, stoic person who respects his superiors. Bizarro Cheng?]

FUCK YOUR BOOK AND FUCK YOUR SNACKS COCKSUCKER! [PUNCH TO DA FACE!]

[Not so much]

[burningprez.livejournal.com]

[Speaks in the most softest voice imaginable. But what he says will utterly horrify all men who know his PROPER self and not this horrifying alternate]

I hate America. Someone should pose economic sanctions on it

[rock-in-space.livejournal.com]

Well spoken, Comrade Michael! Now, let us listen to smooth jazz while we peacefully contemplate the inevitable fall of Western Capitalism.

[fermionprincess]

Need some cheese with that wine, Frenchie? Or maybe a goddamn diaper?

[notimemachine.livejournal.com]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! LET THE GALAXY BURN!

[curseu-reflexes.livejournal.com]

I hate this place. On planet Irgel, all the quirky groups of soldiers were much better.

[fermionprincess]

Problem, princess? I see you formin' words but all I can hear is "whine whine fucking whine".

Kamille Bidan: Fem-Zeta

[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

[All Smiles as she screams off of the mountain top] KAMILLE IS A MAN'S NAME!!!

Damn I have no pics fitting this situation

[emorangerblack.livejournal.com]

Oh gosh, I'm so terribly sorry for what happened the last time! I'll try harder the next time, I promise. But... at least nobody was hurt, right? Because with teamwork... even if I'm lagging behind, others can help and pick me up.

I made cookies. As apologies. I... umm, I tried to make them really good this time.

[Holds out a platter.]

It's alright, this was unprecedented to begin with

[zetahatsudo.livejournal.com]

[Daaaw!]

It's okay, Devon! We forgive you! [hugs!]

[vjockey.livejournal.com]

[SLAPS the cookies out of her hands]

I don't want your damn cookies! What I want is you not dragging me down!

I know that feel

[bakaribbon.livejournal.com]

Sigh...


Devon, when are you gonna take charge of your life?

I'll meet you for training. Somehow, I will beat the eye of the tiger into you...

[saikyocivrobo]

Fuck yeah! Who's man enough here to spar with me? You won't defeat my HARD WORK AND GUTS!

[fermionprincess]

Fuck off, brat. Seriously, who gives a shit about spars and shit?

Grow up.

[space-mcgyver.livejournal.com]

If I got serious, you'd have no chance against me.

[capt-fanservice.livejournal.com]

No drinking aboard ship, soldier.

[subject-0057.livejournal.com]

If you threaten my survival, I swear to god, I will rip your heart out and FEED IT TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE DYING!

["Allelujah, c-calm down, please, we don't want to scare them!]

Quiet Hallelujah! I'm threatening someone.

[howling-alone.livejournal.com]

Everyone, here's a dossier of everything inside of Wahrheit. I expect all of you to take a look see and comb over EVERY SINGLE INCH of this awesome machine!

[3 months later]

DON'T YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY MECH! D: