Meme: Post the stupidest looking mecha/equipment from your canon

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

Exactly What It Says On The Tin

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[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

The urbanmech (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Urbanmech) gets flack for being basically a trash can on legs, but I think it's kindof cute like a pug. No, what our gritty tactical wargame really needs is a mech with Lady Gaga hair and tits (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Erinyes).

The hollander (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Hollander) shows that the Lyran Commonwealth isn't compensating for a small anything, thank you very much.

The ostsol (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/Ostsol) really shouldn't be able to stand up on its own power.

Then there was the very original Land-Air Mech (http://www.sarna.net/wiki/LAM), later canonically destroyed to the last unit and its factory blown up. It's the first known instance of FASA showing shame.

And i'm not even gonna touch the Mechwarrior: Dark Age designs (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/827/1257399399571.jpg/sr=1).

[getter-class.livejournal.com]

This will never not look stupid. (http://media.photobucket.com/image/recent/gt3ian/Mod%2520SOC/ShinGetterPoseidon004.jpg)

[capt-fanservice.livejournal.com]

Submitted without comment.

[an-alpha-wolf.livejournal.com]

...Well I guess we know which hand that rolling pin on legs likes to fap with

[fermionprincess]

Jet Alone smiles to hide the tears!

[fermionprincess]

Urbanmech - built by Orguss Industries.

I see Battletech steals more than just mecha designs.

[not_the_deer]

Stupid-looking mecha? You came to the right place, son.

http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/crossbone/diona.htm
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/crossbone/ema-07.htm
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/skullheart/nautiluskai.htm
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/skullheart/ms-06ms.htm
http://www.mahq.net/mecha/gundam/skullheart/bgundam.htm

That's just from Crossbone. If I had to list all the UC Gundam ones we'll be here all day. Especially Victory Gundam designs.

[space-mcgyver.livejournal.com]

Red Frame BuCue Head Custom is not stupid. It's awesome. (no picture, but here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UDbLJdAFTA) is the Astray short it's from)

Anyway, Astray is technically a part of Gundam SEED, so... pick a design. Any design. If it's not a shameless copy inspired by a UC unit, high chances are it belongs here. Or at least, terribly ugly.

[tsunpirate]

Megaman legends design style is derp+rivets. I could link all mechs here, even the supposedly cool mechs look derpy compared to other setting. But if we need an example...

http://www.legends-station.com/?page=mml1/bm-feldynaught

octopuses look stupid right?

[eagle2-red.livejournal.com]

The whole damn arsenal (http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/Arsenal_%28RPM%29). Everything is street or car themed. The coolest things are the civilian vehicles: Scott and Dillon's cars, Flynn's Hummer, and Summer's bike (Ziggy's moped doesn't count).

But the worst? The (http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/High_Octane_Megazord) zords (http://powerrangers.wikia.com/wiki/ValveMax_Megazord). Megazords look silly enough, but the individual zords? To answer the first executive producer, yes, those are eyes. They mocked it even in the show itself.

[space-mcgyver.livejournal.com]

Are they supposed to homage G Get Machines?

[eagle2-red.livejournal.com]

I don't really know. All I know is that in canon, Scott had to ask Dr. K why there were eyes on the front of his zord. "Big googly anime eyes."